The Idiot Situation
- Mom-Why are you looking at those people like that?
- Chelsea-I don't like em.
- Mom-Do you know them?
- Chelsea-No.
- Mom-Then how can you say you dislike them if you never met them?
- Chelsea-Very easily. If I look at them and I feel detest, it's safe to say I don't care for em.
- Mom-Do you like anyone Chelsea?
- Chelsea-I don't like idiots.
- Mom-What does that mean?
- Chelsea-What's with all these questions?
- Mom-Normal people don't dislike everyone.
- Chelsea-I like a bunch of people. It's just idiots I don't like.
- Mom-*points at girl trying on sunglasses* How about her?
- Chelsea-No she's an idiot.
- Mom-WHY!
- Chelsea-She's wearing ugg boots with shorts in the middle of Summer. Idiot.
- Mom-Maybe she likes them Chelsea.
- Chelsea-Maybe she also likes that her pockets are longer than her shorts. Doesn't mean I have to.
- Mom-Chelsea....
- Chelsea-Look and she has Starbucks. She didn't even drink it either. Here let's ask her. Hey, you, are you going to drink that?
- Mom-STOP IT.
- Chelsea-Or did you just buy it to look cute? Do you even like regular coffee?
- Mom-CHELSEA DE LUCIA!
- Chelsea-Look she doesn't even know how to answer someone when they are speaking to her. She just walked away. Idiot!
- Mom-I'll be in the car. I can't stand being around you anymore. What happened to you?
- Chelsea-At least my pockets are inside of my pants.
